Website For Dogs

HELLO DOGS!

Are you a dog? Then this website is FOR YOU! No cats allowed (sorry cats).

This is the ONLY website made BY dogs FOR dogs! Well, mostly made by dogs. We had to ask a human to type some of it because paws are hard to use on keyboards.

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR CATS:

If you are a CAT, please leave immediately. This website is NOT for you. There is nothing interesting here for cats. Only dog stuff. Very boring cat stuff. You should go look at a box or something instead.

DID YOU KNOW? Amazing Dog Facts!

FACT #1: Dogs have been around for over 15,000 years! That's like... a LOT of belly rubs.

FACT #2: A dog's nose print is unique, just like a human's fingerprint! But way more wet and sniffly.

FACT #3: Dogs can smell about 100,000 times better than humans. That's why we know EXACTLY when you have treats in your pocket.

FACT #4: The Basenji dog doesn't bark - it yodels! Pretty weird if you ask me.

FACT #5: Puppies are born deaf, blind, and toothless. But they are VERY cute, so it's okay.

FACT #6: Three dogs survived the Titanic sinking. They were in first class. Obviously.

FACT #7: Dogs dream! Probably about squirrels and bacon and more squirrels.

FACT #8: A Greyhound can run up to 45 miles per hour. That's fast enough to catch MANY tennis balls.

WHY BEING A DOG IS AWESOME

Top 10 Reasons:

1. You get to eat food off the floor and nobody judges you

2. Taking naps is basically your JOB

3. People give you treats just for sitting down

4. You can lick yourself and it's totally normal

5. Every time your human comes home it's like the BEST DAY EVER

6. You get to stick your head out of car windows

7. Belly rubs are free and unlimited

8. You can bark at the mailman and everyone thinks you're doing a good job

9. Squirrels exist (this is both awesome and frustrating)

10. You don't have to understand taxes or politics or anything complicated

COOL DOGS WE KNOW

Here are some AWESOME dogs that visit our website! (Send us your dog pic at dogsonly@websitefordogs.com)

[YOUR DOG IMAGE HERE] This could be YOUR dog! Send us a picture!	[ANOTHER DOG IMAGE] Maybe a picture of your best dog friend?
[EVEN MORE DOGS] We can never have too many dog pictures!	[THE GOODEST DOG] All dogs are the goodest dog. It's science.

THINGS DOGS LOVE

The Official List:

- TREATS (especially the crunchy ones)

- Walks (but also complaining during walks when it's too hot or too cold)

- Dinner time (also breakfast time, also lunch time, also snack time)

- Chasing things that move

- Napping in sun spots

- That one specific toy that squeaks

- Destroying that one specific toy that squeaks

- Rolling in gross stuff

- Barking at nothing at 3am

- YOU (yes, YOU reading this!)

THINGS DOGS DON'T LOVE

The List of Terrible Things:

- BATH TIME (the worst thing ever invented)

- The vacuum cleaner (it's EVIL)

- Fireworks (way too loud, very scary)

- Going to the vet (even though the vet is nice, we still don't like it)

- When you pretend to throw the ball but you don't actually throw it

- Cats acting like they own the place

- Running out of treats

- That one spot on our back we can't quite reach when we're itchy

DOG WISDOM

"If you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away." - Ancient Dog Proverb

"Live every day like someone just said the word 'WALK'." - Wise Old Lab

"There is no such thing as too many treats. Anyone who says otherwise is lying." - Every Dog Ever

"When in doubt, take a nap." - Sleepy Basset Hound

"The mailman is up to something. Stay vigilant." - Neighborhood Watch Dog

UNDER CONSTRUCTION!

We are still building more cool stuff for this website! Check back later for:

- More dog facts
- Dog games
- Dog chat room (woof woof only)
- Recipe section (how to steal food from the counter)
- And MORE!

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